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RT @NoraReed@twitter.com

OKAY BUT. IDEA: REPLACE ALIGNMENTS AND/OR BONDS WITH INVERSE STYLE DRIVES AND ALL OF THEM ARE LINES FROM MOUNTAIN GOATS SONGS

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decentralizing my closet by taking all my clothes and throwing them on the fucking floor

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RT @SidequestZone@twitter.com

Rich in Friends: Finding All 900 Koroks in Breath of the Wild bit.ly/2QPImO5

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SidequestZone/stat

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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i wrote dis πŸƒ

RT @SidequestZone@twitter.com

Rich in Friends: Finding All 900 Koroks in Breath of the Wild bit.ly/2QPImO5

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SidequestZone/stat

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"this is incredible, anti-cheat engineer at blizzard reverse-engineered the maps that reverse-engineered starcraft and abused a buffer overflow to inject arbitrary code, and emulated the intended behavior in a newer starcraft version so that maps still work" 0xeb.net/wp-content/uploads/20 via @whitequark

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1) it's cool that soldier 76 is gay
2) it's very clearly a calculated safe move by blizzard to do so
3) if you rely on major corporations to deliver queer content you'll be forever trying to make a meal out of table scraps
4) support small queer artists directly

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ED as John... who works at Jimmy John's... forgot that detail.

Police: Just here investigating. Some light was glowing at Ms. Roxie's house, and now there's this bathroom, and...

John: Oh, is Ms. Roxie okay though?

Police: Oh. Nnnnoooooo.

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I just updated the firmware on my weed pipe if you wanna know what it's like to live in 2019

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If any of you ever need a math consultant for your naughty teacher porn blackboards PLEASE contact me, PhD students don't make enough and I want to put hilarious overly well-thought out math in unlikely places and I'm available for very reasonable rates

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Me: First week of the new year. Got a plan made up. Gonna get my shit together this time!

My Body: What's that you say? Experience S I C K? Well if you insist!

Me: α΅–αΆ«Λ’αΆ°α΅’β‹…

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On leaving the politics out of hacking Show more

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"We found that at least 61 percent of apps we tested automatically transfer data to Facebook the moment a user opens the app. This happens whether people have a Facebook account or not, or whether they are logged into Facebook or not."

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Investigating Apps interactions with Facebook on Android | Privacy International

privacyinternational.org/campa

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RT @kalidraws@twitter.com

I used to feel kind of lonely in rural Illinois, but I don’t anymore

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kalidraws/status/1

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hell yeah hell yeah!! By Marc @Eltnola@twitter.com

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OH: β€œthe internet is hell! the internet is the hell place!!!”

I'm watching The Insufferable Groo right now and my lord it's painful

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To the Tumblr refugees: welcome!

Having been on the Internet for over thirty years, I have one piece of advice for creative folks working online:

Control Your Platform.

Don't build a business around Facebook, Tumbler, G+, Geocities, MySpace, AltaVista, or any of these other third parties that claim to offer quick and easy results.

They all go away. Every one of them.

Build your own site. Use third parties to steer people to your site.

Third parties are the devil--useful devils, but devils.

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Ever wake up and realize you're not living the life you want to live?