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RT @mugendaiyo@twitter.com

Found some leaked footage of the Game Awards Smash Anniversary Celebration video! Can't believe what they announced!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/mugendaiyo/status/

RT @sakuyoshi_2@twitter.com

めっけゃまわるネむティ

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/sakuyoshi_2/status

RT @Thesixler@twitter.com

It’s important to note that Tesla had an employee that it didn’t like so they sent him to a warehouse and then told police that that person was coming to the factory to mass shooter it, in an attempt to get police to murder an innocent man under the false impression he was armed

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Thesixler/status/1

RT @PatrickRothfuss@twitter.com

Somone eating a banana is not art.

(Unless it's @griffinmcelroy@twitter.com. Then it's high art.)

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/PatrickRothfuss/st

RT @BestVideosviral@twitter.com

When you realize your human has snapped

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/BestVideosviral/st

put that in your calendar

RT @pax@twitter.com

2019 is now complete. You were great, Philly! See you November 20-22 next year for PAX Unplugged 2020!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/pax/status/1203813

RT @libbycwatson@twitter.com

everyone go get these jobs then suck at them, it'll take them at least some amount of time to fire you and they might not get around to it before he quits, plus you can leak stuff to me twitter.com/RachelRGonzalez/st

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/libbycwatson/statu

RT @Nihonjeezy@twitter.com

Me banning you from my Christian Minecraft server for saying the Lord's name in vain πŸ™

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Nihonjeezy/status/

RT @taywildbro@twitter.com

Get in loser we’re driving around the rich neighborhoods and looking at their Christmas lights

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/taywildbro/status/

RT @FreyjaErlings@twitter.com

Yo, for real, LRT is important, because DTRPG has declared *the police* to be a protected minority on their website.

As far as I know, Trans people are not.

This is much, much worse than the usual shit they pull. twitter.com/NotE0157H7/status/

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/FreyjaErlings/stat

RT @bombsfall@twitter.com

Cats can have little a

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/bombsfall/status/1

RT @dubstep4dads@twitter.com

mfs have their their check engine light on for 6 months sayin β€œi need a gf πŸ˜­πŸ˜­β€ no dude you need to get in the zone at autozone

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/dubstep4dads/statu

RT @grillinkrillin@twitter.com

whole squad dont know a thing

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/grillinkrillin/sta

RT @Megnutk@twitter.com

Which would snom do for Christmas...?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Megnutk/status/120

RT @MNateShyamalan@twitter.com

Me: I made a tweet!

My brain: did anybody press the Button

Me: many people pressed the Button

Brain: excellent. you may now have 𝒯𝒽𝑒 π’’π‘œπ‘œπ’Ή π’žπ’½π‘’π“‚π’Ύπ’Έπ’Άπ“π“ˆ

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/sta

RT @unfins@twitter.com

I did a comic about the woman yelling at a cat meme

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/unfins/status/1203

RT @50kshay@twitter.com

UPS made a gofundme for that guy instead of just offering to pay for the funeral. This why we be telling y’all to stop stressing out over these jobs because they don’t give two shits about you.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/50kshay/status/120