Found some leaked footage of the Game Awards Smash Anniversary Celebration video! Can't believe what they announced!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
My best work
It’s important to note that Tesla had an employee that it didn’t like so they sent him to a warehouse and then told police that that person was coming to the factory to mass shooter it, in an attempt to get police to murder an innocent man under the false impression he was armed
Somone eating a banana is not art.
(Unless it's @firstname.lastname@example.org. Then it's high art.)
When you realize your human has snapped
put that in your calendar
#PAXUnplugged 2019 is now complete. You were great, Philly! See you November 20-22 next year for PAX Unplugged 2020!
everyone go get these jobs then suck at them, it'll take them at least some amount of time to fire you and they might not get around to it before he quits, plus you can leak stuff to me https://twitter.com/RachelRGonzalez/status/1203736077766295557
Me banning you from my Christian Minecraft server for saying the Lord's name in vain 🙏
Get in loser we’re driving around the rich neighborhoods and looking at their Christmas lights
Yo, for real, LRT is important, because DTRPG has declared *the police* to be a protected minority on their website.
As far as I know, Trans people are not.
This is much, much worse than the usual shit they pull. https://twitter.com/NotE0157H7/status/1203791139800674304?s=20
The six genders
Cats can have little a
mfs have their their check engine light on for 6 months sayin “i need a gf 😭😭” no dude you need to get in the zone at autozone
whole squad dont know a thing
Which would snom do for Christmas...? #PokemonSwordandShield
Me: I made a tweet!
My brain: did anybody press the Button
Me: many people pressed the Button
Brain: excellent. you may now have 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝒞𝒽𝑒𝓂𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓈
I did a comic about the woman yelling at a cat meme
UPS made a gofundme for that guy instead of just offering to pay for the funeral. This why we be telling y’all to stop stressing out over these jobs because they don’t give two shits about you.